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The Onion’s Latest Joke: Taking Over Infowars

The satirical news outlet wants to convert the right-wing Infowars site into a parody of itself.

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The satirical news outlet wants to convert the right-wing Infowars site into a parody of itself.

Published July 7, 2026 · 22:26

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